@rl_env: people think greenoaks “did diligence” on anthropic. there was no diligence. there was neil and krishna on a tuesday ea…
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A satirical tweet criticizes the reported $30B funding round for Anthropic at a $900B pre-money valuation, suggesting that investors Greenoaks, Sequoia, Altimeter, and Dragoneer conducted no due diligence and allocated capital frivolously.
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people think greenoaks “did diligence” on anthropic.
there was no diligence. there was neil and krishna on a tuesday eating omakase and one of them said “what if god is real and he lives in a datacenter in texas” and the other one said “how much can we wire by friday”
this is how capital is actually allocated
Exec Sum (@exec_sum): NEWS: Anthropic has signed a term sheet with Greenoaks, Sequoia, Altimeter and Dragoneer for a $30B round at a $900B pre-money valuation.
Each firm is expected to put in $2B+ of capital.
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