@manateelazycat: Bloomberg reported that Apple plans to ship 1.5TB of RAM next year. I've already thought of a joke for next year: A: How big is your hard drive? B: 1.5TB. A: Noob, I mean RAM, not hard drive. B: I said RAM.
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Bloomberg reported that Apple plans to launch devices with 1.5TB RAM next year, and netizens are joking about the future confusion between RAM and storage.
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I heard Bloomberg reported that Apple plans to have 1.5T memory next year.
I’ve already thought of next year’s meme:
A: How big is your hard drive?
B: 1.5T
A: Noob, I’m asking about memory, not hard drive.
B: That’s what I meant, memory🤡
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