@lidangzzz: No refrigerator, TV, or big sofa. No smart zero-gravity seats. No smart starlight headliner. No fold-down table for the rear row. No gesture door opening. No all-velvet storage box. No Celia, always chatting and blinking at you. No HarmonyOS — with a microkernel formally verified, Android app compatible, one-tap compilation via the Ark Compiler used by 70 million devices worldwide. I don't know what road...
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Li Dong posted a tweet listing, with heavy sarcasm, the luxury features of the Haojie V800 (zero-gravity seats, the Celia assistant, HarmonyOS with Android compatibility and the Ark Compiler, etc.), poking fun at what Tesla's Roadster 2 has to compete with 'the best Haojie V800 under 10 million.'
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No fridge, TV, or sofa — no smart zero-gravity seats, no smart starlight headliner, no folding rear table, no gesture-based door opening, no velvet-lined storage compartments, no little Xiao Yi who chats with you and blinks every moment — no HarmonyOS, powered by a micro-kernel formally verified and Android-app compatible, with one-click compilation of 70M+ apps via the Ark Compiler…
I don’t know what Roadster 2 has to offer to even challenge the尊界 V800 — the best car under 10 million.
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