@lidangzzz: 10 Questions to Identify Modern Tech Idiots: 1. Believing that the Unitree Robotics robots at the Spring Festival Gala have an AI model inside; 2. Believing that Chinese large model companies (deepseek, Alibaba, the Six Small Tigers) selling API is actually selling electricity, a crushing dividend of industrial Cthulhu + infrastructure mania — the US is so short on electricity now that OpenAI can't even afford lights…

10 Questions to Identify Clueless Tech Bros in the Modern Era:

1. Believing that the Unitree robots on the Spring Festival Gala each contain an AI model;

2. Believing that Chinese LLM providers (DeepSeek, Alibaba, the “Six Little Tigers”) are essentially selling electricity via their APIs, riding an “Industrial Juggernaut + Infrastructure Maniac” superpower advantage—claiming that the U.S. is now so short on power that OpenAI can’t even afford lighting, that American AI will consume all the world’s energy, and that U.S. AI is doomed;

3. Believing that the Chinese New Year broadcast is a global tech summit, where domestic LLMs are released in a surprise showcase that crushes OpenAI, Unitree drops another mind-blowing tech bombshell, and the whole world is watching—concluding that from now on, everyone will skip OpenAI and Apple announcements and only tune in to the Chinese New Year Gala;

4. Believing that the biggest bottleneck for AI right now is power plants, RAM, storage, copper, and silver, and that the entire OpenAI and AI industry is scrambling, with OpenAI executives collectively “kowtowing” to power companies to beg for electricity, leading Silicon Valley and Wall Street to cry out that “building power plants, expanding storage chip capacity, and grabbing global copper mines are each 100 times harder than training GPT-6”;

5. Believing that Chinese AI is crushing the world through industrial might—not by competing on large models, but by dominating manufacturing—claiming the Yangtze Delta and Shenzhen are full of dark factories, from iPhone lines to garment and toy factories, all running 10,000 Unitree robots 24/7, because Chinese manufacturing no longer needs humans and has entered the cyberpunk era;

6. Believing that DeepSeek is so powerful that its model release made Silicon Valley cry, the White House panic, Wall Street crash, and Nvidia, Google, and OpenAI go bankrupt in a queue—claiming they were all wiped out and killed off by DeepSeek in one fell swoop;

7. Believing that LLMs are 100% data-driven, and since China has more data than anyone else in the world—with Chinese people “creating data everywhere”—while Americans have none, Chinese LLMs will inevitably win, and OpenAI is dying of frustration every day because it can’t get data, guaranteeing its eventual death;

8. Believing that Chinese new-energy vehicles completely outclass European and American ones, with China inventing car sofas, entertainment systems, and refrigerators from scratch, and “inventing” the vehicle OS—something no automaker in Europe, America, Japan, or Korea could ever dream of—leading to their crushing defeat globally, with Americans losing sleep just hoping to buy a Chinese new-energy car with zero-gravity seats;

9. Believing that Chinese autonomous driving crushes Tesla, with Tesla not even making the fourth tier in China, Huawei’s HarmonyOS Intelligent Driving leading Tesla by over 10 years, and Huawei HarmonyOS being the world’s strongest autonomous driving system;

10. Believing that Chinese AI will inevitably defeat American AI, claiming that countless public institutions, government agencies, and state-owned enterprises have already fully deployed DeepSeek open-source integrated machines, with every unit running 1,000 AI agents for smart, human-free offices, and that Chinese AI implementation is far ahead of the U.S., where most people haven’t even used ChatGPT yet but are going crazy with envy over China’s DeepSeek AI integrated machines.

Believing any of the above statements essentially confirms you are a low-IQ, low-education, low-awareness clown who likely graduated from a third-tier college with a humanities teaching degree.