Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone

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The blog post recounts humorous incidents where Windows 95 and XP packaging and wallpapers were misinterpreted by the public, leading to design changes. Author Raymond Chen shares these stories from Microsoft's history.

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# Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone - The Old New Thing Source: [https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20030825-00?p=42803](https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20030825-00?p=42803) It seems that no matter what you do, somebody will get offended\. Every Windows 95 box has an anti\-piracy hologram on the side\. The photographer chose his infant son as his model, since the human face is very hard to copy accurately\. The baby sits next to a computer, and as you turn the hologram, his arm rises and points at the computer monitor, which bursts into a Windows 95 logo\. How cute\. And everybody loves babies\. Until we got a complaint from a government \(who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons\) that was upset with Windows 95 because it depicted naked children\. “Naked children\!?” we all thought to ourselves\. They were complaining about the hologram on the box\. The baby wasn’t wearing a shirt\. Even though the baby was visible only from the waist up, the offended government assumed that he wasn’t wearing pants either\. We had to produce a new hologram\. In the new hologram, the baby is wearing a shirtandoveralls\. But since this was a rush job, we didn’t have time to do the arm animation\. So if you still have your copy of Windows 95, go look at the hologram\. If the baby in your hologram isn’t wearing a shirt, you have a genuine collector’s item\. I have seen the “naked baby” hologram but unfortunately my copy of Windows 95 has a clothed baby\. If you hunt around the web, you can find lots of other people who claim to have found subliminal messages in Windows 95\. My favorite is the one who claims to have found images in the clouds bitmap\. Hey, they’re clouds\. They’re Nature’s Rorschach Test\. Windows XP had its own share of complaints\. The original wallpaper for Windows XP was Red Moon Desert, until people claimed that Red Moon Desert looked like a pair of buttocks\. People also thought that one of the generic people used in the User Accounts control panel people looked like Hitler\. And one government claimed the cartoon character in the original Switch Users dialog looked like an obscene body part\. We had to change them all\. But it makes me wonder about the mental state of our beta testers… ### Category ### Topics ## Author ![Raymond Chen](https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/wp-content/uploads/sites/38/2019/02/RaymondChen_5in-150x150.jpg) Raymond has been involved in the evolution of Windows for more than 30 years\. In 2003, he began a Web site known as The Old New Thing which has grown in popularity far beyond his wildest imagination, a development which still gives him the heebie\-jeebies\. The Web site spawned a book, coincidentally also titled The Old New Thing \(Addison Wesley 2007\)\. He occasionally appears on the Windows Dev Docs Twitter account to tell stories which convey no useful information\.

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